October 13, 2008
Mary’s father had a ‘White Van!’
(sung to the tune of “Mary had a little lamb”)
Mary’s father had a ‘White Van,’
It was as white as snow!
And everywhere their neighbour went,
The van was sure to follow!
It followed him to work one day,
And then abducted him,
His family searched high and low,
But there was no trace of him!