October 22, 2008

Calling All Sri Lankan ALCOHOLICS!

If you're going to drink...why not get drunk among friends?
Nobody understands a drunkard better than another drunkard!
Here is a place you can come where nobody is going to try and make you kick the habit!

For Old Boozers
Meet other drunkards with the same habit as yours!
Make new friends and life long drinking partners!

For Beginners
Special courses on "How to become a Confirmed Alcoholic!"
"How to convert your friends into Confirmed Alcoholics!"

Join the only Organization of Active Drunkards in Sri Lanka!
We are open 365 days of the year, including "Poya Days" for your convenience!

A home away from home!

(Special field trips to liquor factories and kassipu joints and special discounts on arrack bottles on "Poya Day!")

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