Funny Quotes you may not have heard of!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
- Homer Simpson -


Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
- Mae West -


I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx -


Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
- Woody Allen -


I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.
- George Burns -


Never give a sucker an even break.
- W. C. Fields -


Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning.
- George W Bush -


The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
- Jeanne-Marie Roland -


What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
- Mark Twain -


Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde -


I never drink water, because fish fuck in it.
-W.C.Fields -