October 22, 2008

Funny Quotes you may not have heard of!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
- Homer Simpson -

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
- Mae West -

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx -

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
- Woody Allen -

I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.
- George Burns -

Never give a sucker an even break.
- W. C. Fields -

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning.
- George W Bush -

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
- Jeanne-Marie Roland -

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
- Mark Twain -

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde -

I never drink water, because fish fuck in it.
-W.C.Fields -


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