August 7, 2008

Commandments that were not included by Moses due to the lack of space on the stone tablets:


The 11th Commandment – Thou shalt love thy neighbour, but not his wife!

The 12th Commandment – Thou shalt not sucide bomb!

The 13th Commandment – Thou shalt honour thy wife and thy mother-in-law!

The 14th Commandment – Thou shalt not have uncomfortable pews, in thine house of worship!

The 15th Commandment – Thou shalt spanketh thine children in public if they thoweth a tantrum!

The 16th Commandment – Thou shalt not watch Sirasa ‘SUPER STAR!’

The 17th Commandment – Thou shalt not eat meat, drink alcohol or indulge in any kind of entertainment on the full moon!

The 18th Commandment – Thou shalt not forget thy wife’s birthday!

The 19th Commandment – Thou shalt not lie, unless thou art in a situation that makes it necessary!

The 20th Commandment – Thou shalt forgive thy spouse, even when he/she is in the wrong!

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