Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man.
So, he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report
any activities while he was gone.

A few days later, he received this report:

MOST HONORABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE

I WATCH HOUSE

HE COME TO HOUSE.

I WATCH.

HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE.

I FOLLOW.

HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.

I CLIMB TREE.

I LOOK IN WINDOW.

HE KISS SHE.

SHE KISS HE.

HE STRIP SHE.

SHE STRIP HE.

HE PLAY WITH SHE.

SHE PLAY WITH HE.

I PLAY WITH ME.

I FALL OFF TREE.

I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,

CHEN LEE.