February 22, 2010
The Percy ‘Jilmart’ Bean Prayer
Our Presi-Dunce who art in Hotel de Temple Palace,
Percy ‘Jilmart’ Bean be thy name,
Thy KingDumb come, thy election will be won,
And thy Royal Family of 300+ will be in 7th Heaven.
Give us this day a packet of rice, and a 500 rupee bribe,
And urge us to vote for you, as we voted for you in 2005.
And lead us not into inflation, but deliver us from international conspiracies,
For thine is the army, navy, air force and police,
And the judges and the jury,
And the power and the glory,
Forever and ever,
Amen and Jaya HOO!