September 5, 2008
The Faithful Husband
She cannot cook for toffee,
doesn't know how to make coffee,
She likes to gossip,
and her favourite hobby,
is nagging her over worked hubby!
He works very hard to support,
his three kids and his nagging wife,
She is mean and treats him like dirt,
the poor man is disgusted of life!
Should he do her in with arsenic,
or should he do it with a knife!
He'd rather go to jail,
for killing a snail,
than for killing a pest like his wife!