September 19, 2008

15 recommendations from men to women

1.Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was on sale.’

2.If we’re in the garden and the TV in the hall is on, that doesn’t mean we’re not watching it.

3.Don’t tell anyone we can’t afford a new car. Tell them we don’t want one.

4.Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

5.Only wearing your new lingerie once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.

6.Please don’t drive when you’re not driving.

7.When the waiter asks if everything’s okay, a simple ‘Yes’ is fine.

8.What do you mean, ‘leering?’ She’s obstructing my view.

9.When I ask, ‘How many guys have you slept with?’ It would be much appreciated if you did not answer honestly.

10.When I’m turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying ‘Oh, this is our exit, Honey’ is not really necessary.

11.When you’re not around, I belch so loudly that I even appall myself.

12.Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?

13.If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?

14.You probably don’t want to know what we’re thinking about.

15.It’s in neither your interest nor ours to take the Femina quiz together!

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