September 19, 2008

15 headlines of 2050!

Sanath Jayasuriya Plays In 15th World Cup!

Sri Lanka Executes Last Remaining LTTE bomber!

Sri Lankan Football Team Wins Football World Cup!

Wealthy Widow Chandrika Bandaranayake Kumaranatunga, 103, Weds Handsome Young Actor. “This Is True Love,” He Beams!

Construction Begins On Weeravilla Airport!

Mervin Silva Imprisoned For Vandalizing Rupavahini Cooperation In 2008!

Women Grow Hair On Their Chests!

Athuruliye Rathna Thero Settles Custody Battle With Ex-Wife!

Mutants Likely To Play For Sri Lanka In Upcoming World Cup!

Younger Generation’s Music Provokes Outrage of Elders!

Politicians Declare Their Assets!

Authentic Year 2008 “Three Wheel Taxi” Sells For $6.9 Million at Sotheby’s!

50-Year Study: Diet and Exercise Key to Weight Loss!

Baby Conceived Naturally!

It Wasn’t the Cigarettes - It Was the Ashtrays!

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