December 7, 2009
Idiot Islanders For Democrazy Anarchy!
We at IIFDA hope to, “Wipe out Corruption in Government by wiping out Government!”
We will, “Give Government back to the People and make everyone his/her own lawmaker!”
LET’S RETURN TO THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE!
1. Don’t vote on Election Day!
2. Don’t support any political parties!
3. Don’t obey the laws of the land!
4. Don’t inform authorities about potential seaside bummers who target parleymutts!
5. Don’t inform authorities about roadside bums targeted at parleymutts!
6. Don’t watch government TV or read government newspapers!
7. Don’t even join this organisation!
We are a non-profit organisation dedicated to the proposition that “Government Stinks!” and the people who vote for parleymutts stink even more!