March 16, 2009
INTERESTING BOOKS THAT MAY NEVER EVER BE PUBLISHED
"I Was The First Tamil President of Sri Lanka" by Barakamesh Obamasingham.
"An advanced guide to Hedging” by Ashantha de Mel.
"The Mihin Air Miracle” by Sir Richard Branson with a forward by Hon.Sajin Vaas
"Lap Dog Millionaire" by Wimal Weerawansa.
"Mahinda is the one God & Gotabaya is his Prophet" by A.H.M. Fowzie & Alavi Moulana.
"The Mahinda Chinthanaya in comparison to the Tripitaka, Bible, Koran & Rig Veda" by Champika Ranawaka & Udaya Gamanpillai.
"Attaining Nirvana Through The Mahinda Chinthanaya" by Dr.Rajitha Senaratne.
"Humanitarian War & How I Solved The Unemployment Problem In Sri Lanka" by Mahinda Rajapaksa.
"Join the Army and loose a leg" by a disabled soldier.
"Fighting for Peace is like F**king for Virginity" by Kumar Rupasinghe.
"Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow is Poya" by Athuriliye Rathna Thero.
"War Lord Millionaires" by the Rajapaksa Brothers.
"If at first you don’t ‘Secede’ try and try again" by Vellupillai Prabahakaran.
"Doctor Hoo – My Rupavahini Debacle" by Dr.Mervin Silva.
"Round the world in 365 days" by Rohitha Bogollagama.
"The War On Tourism – How to bully tourists into visiting Sri Lanka" by Milinda Moragoda.
"Seaside Bummers" by a former child soldier, now a child prostitute in Hikkaduwa.
"The Art of Indiscriminate War – Having fun with cluster bombs & multi barrel rockets" by General Sarath Fonseka, with a forward by Sun Tzu.
"Holidaying in NO Fire Zones & Welfare Holiday Camps" by a Tamil civilian.
"Mettha, Muditha, Karuna, Upeksha & Pillayan" by Karuna, Upeksha Swarnamali & Pillayan.
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" by Gotabaya Rajapaksa, General Sarath Fonseka and the Jathika Hela Urumaya.
"The Greatest President That Never Ruled Sri Lanka" an Autobiography by Ranil Wickramasinghe.
"War without casualties, low flying satellites and other tall stories" by Brigadiar Udaya Nanayakara.
"Headlines & Deadlines – Popular April Fools Predictions" by Keheliya Rambukwella.
"NO BALLS & WIDES – A Complete Guide To Fast Bowling" by Dilhara Fernando.
"ALL MY BALLS WERE YORKERS" an Autobiography by Chaminda Vaas.
"THE BOYS PLAYED PRETTY WELL" an Autobiography by Arjuna Ranatunga.
"Captaincy and the 2039 World Cup" by Sanath Jayasuriya.
"Chucking For Wickets" by Muttiah Muralitharan.
"HOW MANY MORE FINAL BATTLES?" by a Gullible Sri Lankan.
"The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But The Truth" by Roopa Vaahinee & Daley Noise with a forward by Brigadiar Udaya Nanayakara & Keheliya Rabukwella.
"Lies, Damned Lies & Statistics" by Brigadiar Udaya Nanayakara, Ajith Nivaard Cabraal & Keheliya Rabukwella.
"Gullible Sri Lankans & Swiss Bank Accounts " by Sakvithi Ranasinghe & Mahinda Rajapaksa.
"Neutral Umpiring " by Kumar Darmasena & Gamini Silva with a forward by B.C.Cooray.
"Alien Abductions & Unidentified Four Wheeled Objects" by Gotabaya Rajapaksa & General Sarath Fonseka.
"The Four Brothers of the Apocalypse" by Rajapaksa and his Righteous Brothers.