July 30, 2008

This is a new Alphabet for the ‘Vocal Majority’ from the ‘Silent Minority’.

A is for Abductions that take place even after the end of the so called “Humanitarian Operation”, usually blamed on i Internationale Conspirators and aliens.

B is for Benz Bikkus who live in the lap of luxury.

C is for Censorship of TV programmes showing scenes of alcohol and tobacco.

D is for Doctor Delipihiya, patron saint of murder and mayhem.

E is for Elections which are neither free nor fair.

F is for Freedom of abduction, harassment and imprisonment under the Prevention of TOURISM Act.

G is for Gullible majority who have been hoodwinked since 1948.

H is for Human rights abuses that occur 465 days of the year.

I is for Independence also known as the ’62 Year Curse’. (We were better off under the British!)

J is for Jayasuriya, who will probably play until the 2043 World Cup or until he gets his EPF?

K is for Kassipu. (A bottle a day keeps the liver awake.)

L is for Lies, damned lies and statistics that the government media saturates us with each day. (Courtesy of “Useful Idiots” like Dr. The Yarn)

M is for Mahinda Chinthanaya. (Who needs the Bible, Koran and Tripitaka when we have the ‘Chinthanaya.’

N is for Nepotism or favoritism to the 300+ relatives. (Also check R)

O is for the MANY (and still to come) Patriotic Opposition MPs who crossed over to the government to save the country from “International Conspiracies”.

P is for Pillayan, who became Chief Minister of the East using the ‘Bullet’ to get the ‘Ballot.’

Q is for Question mark? Has the war really ended? When do pigs fly and when does hell freeze over? When the “ASSchariya” happens?

R is for Rajapaksa poshanaya of Mahinda, Basil, Goatabaya and Chamal.

S is for ” STAY COOL” all is well in the island of Jilmart!

T is for Terrorism. Both the LTTE kind and the State sponsored kind.

U is for Underestimate. What the Government always does of the LTTE and the Diaspora.

V is for Velupillai Prabahakaran who is very much alive and kicking (in the hearts of the Tamils).

W is for Wickramasinghe (Ranil). The greatest President that never governed Sri Lanka.

X is for Xenophobia or the island mentality. The dislike of all things foreign.

Y is for Yearning for yesterday. The national pastime of living in the past.

Z is for Zero casualties in “The Humanitarian Operation”.. (for semantics and paradigm shifts speak to Dr. The Yarn Joy Tikka)

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