1. Thou shall not paint the “White House” BLACK!
2. Thou shall not order piano manufactures to paint the white piano keys black!
3. Thou shall not change or prohibit words starting with ‘black,’ like black eye, blackhead, black hole, black jack, blacklist, black market, black sheep, blackguard or blackmail!
4. Thou shall honour thy father and mother and all the non-black voters who voted you President!
5. Thou shall not appoint the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Secretary of State or Louis Farrakhan Commander of the US Armed Forces!
6. Thou shall not address thy wife Michelle as “First Momma” or “First Bitch” but as “First Lady” in the time honoured tradition!
7. Thou shall not change the slogan “In God We Trust!” on dollar bills to read “In O’Bummer We Trust!”
8. Thou shall not have talks with Iran, Cuba or North Korea without pre-conditions!
e.g. (Beer and Bourbon during morning discussions on “Weapons of Mass Destruction,” Cuban cigars and brandy after lunch and a few well rolled joints and some Iranian Hashish during discussions after lunch!)
9. Thou shall not smoke grass or snort coke in the “White House!” (outside the White House is ok though!)
10. Thou shall build a temple to venerate the Goddess “Oprah Winfrey” who helped nullify the “Bradley Effect” with the “Oprah Effect!”
These 10 Commandments I have given thee. Follow them well or be ready to be a one term President if you don’t! Now go forth and multiply or do whatever it is you US Presidents do!
The Lord has spoken!
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