tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25293790722178183242024-03-13T20:30:30.019+09:00Sri Lanka Land Of The BlindThis blog is about the funny goings on that takes place in the "DemoCrazy TheoCrazy International ConsPirazy of Sri Lanka."Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.comBlogger282125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-78316711023104910432012-08-31T11:38:00.001+09:002012-08-31T11:42:38.363+09:00How Sri Lanka Can Win the 2012 T20 World Cup<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oKOGvk_XtYQ/UEAjCinkUQI/AAAAAAAACl4/qIq668Vnn88/s1600/ICC-T20-World-Cup-2012-Sri-Lanka-Logo-and-Schedule.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="230" width="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oKOGvk_XtYQ/UEAjCinkUQI/AAAAAAAACl4/qIq668Vnn88/s400/ICC-T20-World-Cup-2012-Sri-Lanka-Logo-and-Schedule.png" /></a></div><br />
1. Appoint <b>Mahinda Rajapaksa</b> match referee of all the WC T20 matches played by Sri Lanka.<br />
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2. Appoint <b>Gotabaya</b> and <b>Basil</b> as on field umpires and <b>Namal</b> as the 3rd umpire in all the WC T20 matches played by Sri Lanka.<br />
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3. Appoint <b>Chamal Rajapaksa</b> as manager of the Sri Lanka cricket team. <br />
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4. Only allow Sri Lankan fans to enter the stadiums where the SL cricket team plays it’s matches.<br />
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5. Declare <b>Mervin Silva, Duminda Silva and Wimal Weerawansa</b> official cheerleaders of the SL cricket team and let them roam around the match venues intimidating fans and supporters of the opposing teams.<br />
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6. Bring in a <b>19th Amendment</b> to the constitution making it compulsory for all Sri Lankans irrespective of their race or religion to fly the Sinhala flag from their homes and scream <b>‘JAYA WAY WAA! ONE COUNTRY! ONE PEOPLE! ONE RULING FAMILY’</b> every time a 4 or a 6 is scored by the SL team. <br />
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7. Declare the hotels accommodating opposition teams as <b>“NO FIRE ZONES”</b> and then promptly bombard them with multi-barrel rockets and cluster bombs.<br />
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8. Change the cricket laws so that Lasith Malinga can bowl all 20 over’s allotted to the SL team in each game.<br />
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9. During crunch matches, use <b>“White Vans”</b> to abduct key players of opposition teams <b>(especially Virat Kohli of India)</b> and promptly blame the abductions on an <b>“International Conspiracy”</b> to tarnish the image of the government and the country.<br />
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10. Wrap cricket balls with <b>“Holy Thread”</b> (pirith nool) utter some mumbo jumbo over the balls and place them in the stadiums where the SL team plays its games in order to bring them good luck.<br />
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11. If all of the above fails, contact the thief who was responsible for the museum robbery, and instruct him to steal the T20 World Cup and have it delivered to Hotel de Temple Palace.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-16735731620943209062012-08-25T13:35:00.000+09:002012-08-25T13:35:06.251+09:00POLICE TORTURE DOCUMENTARY IN SRI LANKA 2012<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ANbm9eS6oYw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-61192032682389153802012-08-25T13:33:00.000+09:002012-08-25T13:33:24.662+09:00SRI LANKA: The Police Torture Epidemic in Sri Lanka (a documentary)<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0FppYUIa1vI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-43639103749704968742012-08-25T13:28:00.001+09:002012-08-25T13:28:01.968+09:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rZ2Ei-NKvFA/UDhURIcs8dI/AAAAAAAAClI/oUDeF4oNCqw/s1600/you%2Bare%2Bfree.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="276" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rZ2Ei-NKvFA/UDhURIcs8dI/AAAAAAAAClI/oUDeF4oNCqw/s400/you%2Bare%2Bfree.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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By Senaka Samaranayaka -<br />
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Gotabhay Rajapaksa’s appalling behaviour started after LTTE suicide attempt some years ago and as a result of this his head on the right side was knocked so hard, since then he has no control over his emotions especially anger, a Rajapkasa family friend reveals.<br />
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Last Sunday, Willa Wickramasinghe a businessman and a close confidant of President Mahinda Rajapaksa visited a private hospital to check on an aged female family friend whom he had known for years and who was well versed in political matters in the country. During the visit which lasted for about an hour many interesting topics were discussed. The discussion then turned on to the latest media glare that spilt news on Secretary to the Ministry of Defence Gotabhya’s puppy.<br />
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It was alarming to note that there was not a hint of remorse or a feeling of shame from this gentleman for the disgusting manner in which the Secretary to the Ministry of Defence replied to the Sunday Leader editor Frederica Jansz who called him to verify facts. This is despite the fact that the ailing patient went on and on to explain that such behaviour was not welcomed from a person from that caliber and position. She further mentioned that if such threats were made publicly by any other person he or she would have been sued.<br />
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Whilst any person with an iota of intellect would consider this tantamount to pure intimidation and threats as the person concerned is not just any one but a man of authority and power. It is hard to imagine that this senior citizen with all his left oriented ideas and years of experience, trying to whitewash Gota’s outrage by making an excuse, mentioning an attempted assassination which was blamed on the LTTE in 2006. It’s a fact that we all know that he escaped unhurt from this ordeal whilst two commandos were killed instantly. But he went on to justify his appalling behaviour saying “this is a result of the Secretary’s brush with death during the attempted suicide some years ago. As a result of his head on the right side was knocked so hard and since then he has no control over his emotions especially anger.”<br />
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Adding insult to injury he stated that he can’t imagine why the Gotabhaya Rajapaksa bothered to answer the call knowing very well that the caller was this woman journalist. He said “a man of such high position should have a person to monitor incoming telephone calls and only calls that are important should be answered by him”<br />
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This discussion was later joined by the senior Minister DEW Gunasekara who was very sympathetic towards the Secretary saying “In the interview which he has given to the media today he had admitted that he lost his temper”, implying we have to excuse this poor man’s behaviour no matter what and that Sunday Leader is only making a big drama out of the whole episode.<br />
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This reflects how senior citizens and people holding responsible positions who brag themselves to be leftists not only trying to justify but try to deny the fact that Defence Ministry Secretary is not to be blamed for his improper conduct and trying to divert blame elsewhere.<br />
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Colombo Telegraph <br />
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<a href="http://www.colombotelegraph.com/index.php/gota-is-mentally-sick-a-family-friend-reveals/">http://www.colombotelegraph.com/index.php/gota-is-mentally-sick-a-family-friend-reveals/</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-57531298808460131742012-08-25T13:22:00.001+09:002012-08-25T13:22:41.169+09:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cVsBrbK1Ktw/UDhS5RfZB6I/AAAAAAAACkM/6lMVMzQRBUs/s1600/humanitarian%2Bwar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="264" width="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cVsBrbK1Ktw/UDhS5RfZB6I/AAAAAAAACkM/6lMVMzQRBUs/s400/humanitarian%2Bwar.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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By Barbara Seneviratne -<br />
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All through the years(Ceylon) Sri Lanka was thought of as a country that has high standards of decency, civilized and well disciplined, but since 1977 disorder, violence, corruption, injustice of power and tyranny of wealth is so widespread that in the near future it will paralyze the life in this country.<br />
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No democracy can survive with out law and order. The moral standards of our politicians, police force, army, criminals, and legal system are living examples. The cause for this state of affairs is the failure to provide moral leadership.<br />
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For sometime the media has been reporting alarming rise in the statistics of incidence of crime, rape and sexual assault against minors. The latest statistic was highlighted to be a total of 900 within these six months. Does this not sound alarming and especially when majority living in this country are Buddhists? This country where majority are Buddhists is on the path to earning a shameful reputation of becoming a nation of perverts, paedophiles and rapists.<br />
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To read the daily raping of underage girls of 16 years to 01 year by ruling Government MPs at all levels ( Local, Provincial and National) school principals and teachers, members of the forces other public officers and the clergy is sickening. Is it that these politicians, officers and clergy think that they have license to rape and kill anybody they like because of their position and power?<br />
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The usual tendency is to either soft peddle such issues stating the perpetrators were under the influence of liquor or psychologically ill. Then how is that these adults hold responsible positions? The blatant truth is that they are intoxicated by power and positions. The rulers of the country should make sure that perpetrators of such crimes are severely punished irrespective of their rank and standing in society.<br />
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Even when they are arrested the perpetrators are not dealt as the way they should. They because of their “status” are given preferential treatment or either released due to lack of witnesses. Usually in such cases witnesses do not come forward for fear of reprisals. Which is the case in most crimes taking place in the country.<br />
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This alarming rise in the rate of sexual assault and rape of minors is a major concern to the civil society and time has come to voice our concerns and fears. We have questions but what are the answers. The questions are; Why are these acts of violence rising at an alarming rate? Are we heading to be a mentally sick nation?<br />
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Is it the society that contributes to violence or the foundation of the Constitution, which have been shaken by folly of the people and the corruption of the politicians?<br />
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Some of the other factors contributing to this kind of violence are the free flowing of drugs for which the response of the government is very poor, of course for reasons of their own, sexual objectification of the female bodies by the media and widely shown porn films in ever mushrooming DVD parlors.<br />
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It is strange that women’s organizations who publicly spoke out against violations of women’s rights and their bodies are not heard since of late. There were times demonstrations were held in the Colombo Lipton circus on injustices related to women. Especially when Krishanti Kumaraswamy and her mother was gang raped and murdered in 1996 by the Sri Lankan armed forces. There was a good response from the women’s movement. Krishanti too was in her teens during her rape and murder. Many a women and children faced similar situations in the North and East during the conflict but we in the South didn’t protest vehemently as we should because we were not affected. But now the same gruesome violations are taking place in the South and victims are mainly from low income families who are powerless and are struggling to meet ends due to ever rising cost of living.<br />
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Is it because we are living in “comfort and privileged zones” and perceive such crimes will not take place to kith and kin of ours that we are so indifferent ?<br />
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The famous quote by saying goes Niemöller is perhaps best to remind in this context:<br />
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First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out–<br />
Because I was not a Socialist.<br />
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out–<br />
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.<br />
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out–<br />
Because I was not a Jew.<br />
Then they came for me–and there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
The civil society organizations should be more active and women organizations should give the lead more aggressively to fight against all kinds of violence against women and children. A cry from all of us mothers fathers, brothers and sisters can certainly activate a lethargic government and time has come to resist and fight for justice.<br />
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(Lanka-e-News-22.April.2012, 11.30PM) The World gold Council official data report states that the Sri Lanka Central Bank during the last quarter of 2011 had sold 9.3 tons of gold constituting part of the country’s national asset. This had been exposed on 18th Oct. 2011. This means that this illicit transaction had taken place prior to this date. The approximate total value of the gold so sold as at 30th Sept. 2011 was Rs. 72300 million !!<br />
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According to world data , the price of an ounce of gold in 2001 was US. Dollars 252.00. Today this price has shot up to US dollars 1660.00. The world gold Council predicts that by 2014 , this price will exceed US dollars 10,000/- per ounce. That means in two years , the total value of the gold sold secretly will be about Rs. 400<br />
billion !!<br />
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Why was this gold weighing 9.3 tons of this high value which constitutes country’s asset sold ? After collecting so much of money , what is the relief provided to the poverty stricken masses? Why was this kept as a secret? During the period when the country’s gold assets should be preserved carefully , who is the fool who initiated this sale ? Because of MaRa regime’s illicit and secret gold business , is a representative of the Central Bank issued with a permanent residence visa to stay in Malaysia ? Is the MaRa regime doing a ‘buying and selling’ business out of this gold ?<br />
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The Central Bank is bound to reveal to the people the truth and furnish with answers to these questions , for the Central Bank is not the private or the dowry property of MaRa to use it to dabble in illicit and unlawful businesses, according to his or his regime’s whim and fancy.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-2361130249475181142012-08-25T13:03:00.000+09:002012-08-25T13:03:01.920+09:00Who is a dictator?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qNNIKTNHnP4/UDhOLJuwPkI/AAAAAAAACjo/VxNIryOlPSE/s1600/who%2Bis%2Ba%2Bdictator.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="300" width="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qNNIKTNHnP4/UDhOLJuwPkI/AAAAAAAACjo/VxNIryOlPSE/s400/who%2Bis%2Ba%2Bdictator.jpg" /></a></div><br />
The fall and demise of Col. Muammar al-Gaddafi is an indication that there is no one who could be equated with the Almighty. We are all mortals, after all. Mr. Gaddafi got on the stage in 1969. He was an instant hit with the people and the military as he deposed the monarchy. He was presented as a fire eating revolutionary who, at age 27, staked his life to free his country.<br />
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However, as is the case with all other dictators in history, he soon lost focus. At a point, he was hailed as the “King of Kings”. By that alone, anyone who is familiar with the jealousy of God would realise that the dictator’s days were numbered. True, a number of people have acknowledged that life is not particularly bad for the common people in Libya. There is enough, they say, to show that Libya produces oil. Social welfare facilities, including education and health are said to be available to the people. But, they were deprived of the most basic necessity of life- freedom. That provoked the uprising that eventually consumed the self-styled King of Kings who thought without him, there could be no Libya.<br />
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Mr. Gaddafi was not the first man to attempt to equate himself with God. Before him, there was Adolf Hitler who plunged the world into a war that claimed millions of lives. There was Mussolini. Of recent Saddam Hussein had to be plucked from power by allied forces of the Western powers. There were, on the African continent, Idi Amin Dada (in Uganda), Marcias Nguema (Equatorial Guinea), Sani Abacha (Nigeria), Jean Bedel Bokassa (Central Africa Republic), Mobutu Sese Seko (Zaire) and Samuel Kanyon Doe (Liberia). In Asia we now have the infamous Mahinda Rajapaksa of (Sri Lanka).<br />
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At the height of their reign, they sought to equate themselves with God. They regarded other mortals, equally created by God, as rats and cockroaches. Most started well. They were very popular. They shed the blood of their predecessors to please the crowd. But, soon, they amassed such great power and wealth that could only get them drunk and insane. It is a familiar pattern. But none learn from his predecessors.<br />
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Who really is a dictator? To many, a dictator is that man who has no respect for the will of the people. Anyone who refuses to realise that what he holds is a sacred trust and that there is a social contract between him and the people can only move in one direction - down. Some dictators worked to transform their societies. An example was Josef Stalin. <br />
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His years in power propelled the defunct Soviet Union on the power of progress. He raised the socialist Republic to the status of a super power. But, he equated himself with God. He denied God and chose to rule as pharaoh did to children of Israel. He failed. The people craved for freedom. In laying the foundation for a great USSR, he also planted the seeds of the destruction of the country.<br />
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Muammar Gaddafi has just travelled that path. He has paid with his life. His good friend Mahinda Rajapaksa of Sri Lanka is travelling on the same path at the moment. The same fate awaits him someday.<br />
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The Rajapaksa family pretend that the country would collapse without them. All over the country, they use money, public money and the power of the armed forces to oppress and repress the people. The white van is used effectively to abduct and kill those who disagree with the regime. The Rajapaksas’ stand above the law and disregard the constitution. <br />
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The law is waiting. Justice will be done because nothing is permanent. The immutable law of the universe over which only the Almighty presides dictates that they will one day pay for their evil deeds. Let those who have ears hear now, and those who have eyes see. Neither the Sun or the moon nor the truth can be hidden for long.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-53634694026934826672012-08-25T12:59:00.001+09:002012-08-25T12:59:00.688+09:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z_mVDIy2gxo/UDhNXewIXNI/AAAAAAAACis/e0tp8s_F8pw/s1600/Blind_Patriotism_by_alexandernvm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="300" width="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z_mVDIy2gxo/UDhNXewIXNI/AAAAAAAACis/e0tp8s_F8pw/s400/Blind_Patriotism_by_alexandernvm.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-86221363097392462702012-04-24T00:13:00.000+09:002012-04-24T00:13:50.801+09:00AreYouBean One...Welcome to Sri RajaPakistan!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-x0m8AFXM-Ec/T5VxTyjtJ9I/AAAAAAAACig/pNrCLOy2nao/s1600/AaaYouBean%2BOne.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="219" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-x0m8AFXM-Ec/T5VxTyjtJ9I/AAAAAAAACig/pNrCLOy2nao/s400/AaaYouBean%2BOne.jpg" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-65864280471065919302012-03-29T19:14:00.000+09:002012-03-29T19:14:38.550+09:00In conversation with Dr. Paikiasothy Saravanamuttu: The resolution in Geneva and its discontents<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/39335469?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/39335469">Dr. Paikiasothy Saravanamuttu</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/youngasiatv">Young Asia Television</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-18435436354459328182012-02-18T17:06:00.000+09:002012-02-18T17:06:01.363+09:00First they came for...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0BMf2mrp0xA/Tz9bhucS2CI/AAAAAAAACiU/z_qe02ES53o/s1600/Sri%2BLankan%2BHitler.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="275" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0BMf2mrp0xA/Tz9bhucS2CI/AAAAAAAACiU/z_qe02ES53o/s400/Sri%2BLankan%2BHitler.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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First they came for the Tamils in the “No Fire Zone” and I did not speak out<br />
Because I was not a Tamil.<br />
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Next they came for Lasantha Wickramatunga, and I did not speak out <br />
Because I was not a Journalist.<br />
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Then they came for Roshen Chanaka, and I did not speak out<br />
Because I was not a factory worker in the Free Trade Zone.<br />
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Then they came for Lalith Kumar Weeraraj and Kugan Murugasan and I did not speak out <br />
Because I was not a JVP activist.<br />
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Then they came for Anthony Fonseka, and I did not speak out<br />
Because I was not a fisherman.<br />
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When they finally came for me there was no one left to speak for me.<br />
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<i>With apologies to Martin Niemoeller, a prominent Protestant pastor who opposed the Nazi regime in Germany.</i><div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-19397512072307070202012-02-15T18:22:00.000+09:002012-02-15T18:22:32.484+09:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4Mcva-QfQnc/Tzt493XDj8I/AAAAAAAACiI/D-RLk9kzZO8/s1600/Percy%2BJilmart%2BBean%2Bin%2BSingapore.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="363" width="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4Mcva-QfQnc/Tzt493XDj8I/AAAAAAAACiI/D-RLk9kzZO8/s400/Percy%2BJilmart%2BBean%2Bin%2BSingapore.jpg" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-83407610308157740002012-01-26T23:18:00.001+09:002012-01-26T23:18:39.199+09:00Machang Sarath...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FhNfVzWdaS0/TyFgipNc1HI/AAAAAAAACh8/N4J6jvnchKo/s1600/Bean%2BSarath-2-colombotelegraph.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="390" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FhNfVzWdaS0/TyFgipNc1HI/AAAAAAAACh8/N4J6jvnchKo/s400/Bean%2BSarath-2-colombotelegraph.jpg" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-47426731757297484582012-01-01T23:46:00.000+09:002012-01-01T23:46:24.140+09:00Kolaveri kola kenda dynasty song<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6BXvEGzK4fY/TwBxG2kP_4I/AAAAAAAACg0/IQynxie2v1Q/s1600/presidunce-why-this-kolaveri.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="354" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6BXvEGzK4fY/TwBxG2kP_4I/AAAAAAAACg0/IQynxie2v1Q/s400/presidunce-why-this-kolaveri.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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yo boys i am PresiDunce singing song<br />
kola kenda song<br />
one family song<br />
why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty<br />
why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty<br />
rhythm correct<br />
why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty<br />
why this kolaveri……dynasty<br />
Elder brother-u Speaker-u Speaker<br />
Younger brother-u Goat-u Goat-u<br />
Youngest brother-u 10% commission-u<br />
Country going to dog-u dog-u<br />
coming colour not good-u good-u<br />
why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty<br />
why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty<br />
Lot of money Swiss Bank-u Bank-u<br />
Family set for life-u life-u<br />
My future bright-u bright-u<br />
Country future dark-u dark-u<br />
laughing…ha…ha…ha…ha…haaa<br />
why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty<br />
why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty<br />
Raja pa pa paan raja pa pa paan raja pa pa paan<br />
sariya vaasi<br />
first lady maama ready<br />
ready 1 2 3 4<br />
whaa wat a change over first lady maama<br />
ok maama now tune change-u<br />
kaila glass<br />
only english….<br />
hand la glass<br />
glass la kola kenda<br />
hand la kiribath<br />
laughing…ha…ha…ha…ha…haaa<br />
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this kola kenda song for family-u<br />
my country people-u don’t have choice-u<br />
why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty <br />
why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty <br />
why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty <br />
why this kolaveri kola kenda family dynasty <br />
family song<br />
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Almost everyone can understand this song…<br />
anyway here is the meaning for the title of the song<br />
Kolaveri – Killer rage or Murderous Rage.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-2550709952587738372011-10-11T14:00:00.000+09:002011-10-11T14:00:24.826+09:00Steve Jobs dies in paintball shootout: Bill Gates security personnel have shot him – Bill Gates also critical and dripping with paint<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WFrei9sEUvM/TpPNDMcbm2I/AAAAAAAACgg/Yok2G2qdCGw/s1600/Steve%2BJobs%2Band%2BBill%2BGates.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="366" width="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WFrei9sEUvM/TpPNDMcbm2I/AAAAAAAACgg/Yok2G2qdCGw/s400/Steve%2BJobs%2Band%2BBill%2BGates.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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(Daily Noise -11.Oct.2011, 6.45pm) <br />
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Steve Jobs, former CEO of Apple Inc. and Presidential advisor to Barrack O’Bummer died in a paintball shooting incident. Two security personnel of his have also died in the paintball shootout.<br />
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The security personnel of Bill Gates have been responsible for the shooting and killing. Steve Jobs had died on the way to the JoyWardNee Pora Hospital due to respiratory arrest caused by a pancreatic tumor which was aggravated by the paintballs lodged in his body .<br />
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Consequent to the shootout between the two groups, 10 victims have been hospitalized. This tragedy had occurred at about 3.30 pm in the vicinity of She-Ma-Whore Bundy Knacker Vid-Ya-La, Angoda, Noo Yuck.<br />
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Bill Gate’s group had also been shot at by the Steve Jobs group , whereby Bill Gates had sustained serious injuries to his ego . He had been admitted to the JoyWardNee Pora Hospital and is in a critical condition. Hospital sources say, he had been shot in the head, and a ‘Humanitarian Operation’ had been performed on him. JoyWardNee Pora Hospital medical Authority S A K Gummy Bear told the media, the CTC scan done on him had revealed that his head and ego had sustained serious injuries . Bill Gates father had disclosed that Doctors had told him that there is only a 20% chance of Bill Gates recovering to participate in future paintball shootouts and to run his Microsoft Company.<br />
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Meanwhile a curfew has been clamped on the police division of Molly-Ya-Wa. The curfew will be on from 4.30 pm today until 6.00am tomorrow. The users of Steve Jobs Apple products who were provoked following the death of Steve Jobs have begun attacking the Molly-Ya-Wa police with i-Phones and i-Pads and they have also set fire to two police computers with Windows operating systems, reports say. Though a curfew was imposed after the attack, the enraged Apple product users had set fire to a Microsoft office of Bill Gates defying the curfew.<br />
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The National guard had been deployed to provide security to the Molly-Ya-Wa police division. An FBI team had also arrived at the venue to conduct investigations. The CIA are conducting investigations to deduce if this paintball shooting was an ‘International Conspiracy’ to tarnish the image of President Barrack O’Bummer.<br />
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This dispute between the Steve Jobs Apple Inc and the Bill Gates Microsoft Corporation had been raging for many years. Among the true Apple users there was deep disillusionment that Barrack O’Bummer was turning a blind eye, a deaf ear and a mute mouth to the illegal activities of the Microsoft Corporation.<br />
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Steve Jobs is survived by Laurene, his wife of 20 years, their three children and by Lisa Brennan-Jobs, his daughter from a previous relationship. His family released a statement saying that he "died peacefully due to respiratory arrest caused by a pancreatic tumor which was aggravated by the paintballs lodged in his body."<div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-36547196510183313532011-08-24T15:18:00.000+09:002011-08-24T15:18:59.186+09:00Human scars of Sri Lankan war neglected - Asia - Al Jazeera English<a href="http://english.aljazeera.net/video/asia/2011/08/2011821401773917.html#.TlSXvjM3Mak.blogger">Human scars of Sri Lankan war neglected - Asia - Al Jazeera English</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-17258962312428597092011-05-28T15:37:00.000+09:002011-05-28T15:37:39.787+09:00Sir NUT Jew Sorrya Plans Comeback After 25 Years In Retirement<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EZXyMdr-khI/TeCXoVIF4HI/AAAAAAAACf8/SeiW90ZZCtw/s1600/sanath.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="384" width="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EZXyMdr-khI/TeCXoVIF4HI/AAAAAAAACf8/SeiW90ZZCtw/s400/sanath.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Former Sri RajaPakistan captain and pinch hitter Sir NUT Jew Sorrya says he wants to return to first-class crooked, 25 years after his forced retirement. The 75-year-old, who was forced to retire through an act of ParleyMutts (118th Amendment to the Constipation) from crooked in 2020, will play club crooked with the aim of earning a recall to the Hum Bug Thotta team.<br />
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Sir NUT is 1534 runs short of 300,000 first-class runs and said that has played a part in his planned return.<br />
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“I thought that is an amazing EverestPidurutalagala for me to climb,” said Sir NUT, who played 822 Tests for Sri RajaPakistan.<br />
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Sir NUT, who revealed his desire to return on Kaak Kaak (A subsidiary of Twitter), said the desire to earn oodles and oodles of money gave him the urge to play crooked again, especially after receiving a text from a bookie revealing how close he was to the 300,000-run mark.<br />
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“In what is probably a bit of a geriatric crisis I have come up with a solution – I will speak to the PresiDunce and urge him to order the selectors to pick me in the team,” said Sir NUT, who will play for the Hum Bug Thotta - based One Family Crooked Club on his comeback trail. <br />
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Sir NUT sits second in Sri RajaPakistan’s all-time leading Test run scorers with 300,000 first-class runs with a highest score of 899 and a healthy average of 102.36 (statistics courtesy of the Central Bank of Sri Rajapakistan). The highest run scorer is (no prizes for guessing) PresiDunce Normal RogerProxy with 700,000 runs, at an average of 600.35. Once again, (statistics courtesy of the Central Bank of Sri Rajapakistan).<br />
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After 645 first-class games for Hum Bug Thottas, One Family Crooked Club, a persistent brain tumor forced him to retire from the game before undertaking a career as a ParleyMutt.<br />
But Sir NUT believes his head can withstand the rigors of four days in the field.<br />
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“The head is pretty good, they took out the brain and replaced it with a monkey brain,” he added. Sir NUT – who turns 76 on 22 September, before the start of the Hum Bug Thotta Silly Lunket Shield competition – remains realistic about returning to first-class crooked. Hum Bug Thotta crooked chief executive DunceRaja Proxy has not totally dismissed the notion.<br />
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“For him to break into that would be a huge challenge, an almost impossible challenge for a 76-year-old, but for Sir NUT and bearing in mind that he is a sycophant of PresiDunce Normal RogerProxy, who knows? Anything is possible in the land of Sri RajaPakistan if you have the blessings of the One Family Dictatorship!” he said.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-17756569944820720152011-05-18T15:43:00.000+09:002011-05-18T15:43:20.210+09:00Sri Rajapakistan launches own T56 league<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JdaHaTuLQHo/TdNqPEVT3kI/AAAAAAAACf0/BOrdLNHAzR4/s1600/Sri%2BRajapakistan%2BPremier%2BLeague.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="387" width="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JdaHaTuLQHo/TdNqPEVT3kI/AAAAAAAACf0/BOrdLNHAzR4/s400/Sri%2BRajapakistan%2BPremier%2BLeague.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Sri Rajapakistan’s crooked board on Thursday announced its own glitzy T56 tournament, seeking to emulate the success of the hugely popular Indian Premier League.<br />
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The first edition of the Sri Rajapakistan Premier League (SRPL) will be played over 365 days from July 19th 2011 to July 19th 2012 and will feature teams from the island’s seven provinces and big international stars, according to a statement.<br />
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“T56’s massive popularity and status as the most exciting and entertaining format of crooked will be further enhanced by this newest tournament to the world of crooked,” read a Sri Rajapakistan Crooked statement.<br />
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While SRC kept mum (pronounced dumb) on the infamous despots likely to take part, local bought - and - paid - for - media named the likes of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad , Muhammad al-Gaddafi, Robert Mugabe, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong-Il, Hu Jintao and Omar al-Bashir.<br />
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The teams will play each other 25 times, with the top four qualifying for the sham-finals. The winner of the tournament will be decided through a “Computer Jilmart,” and will automatically qualify for the Chumps League Twenty20, which is jointly promoted by the boards of India and South Africa.<br />
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All the SRPL games will be day-night encounters and played at Hum Bug Thotta’s Sri Rajapakistan Stadium. Each squad can have a maximum of five tin-pot dictators or despots but the starting XI can have only four of them.<br />
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However, in contrast to IPL’s high-profile auctions for players, the tin-pot dictators and despots will be assigned to hunter-killer teams by the Sri Rajapakistan One Family Dictatorship Selection Committee.<br />
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The seven teams are Basnahira Boothayaas, Kandurata Kabaragoyas, Nagenahira Nazaraaniyaas, Ruhuna Rajapakayas, Uthura Oooroomeeyaas, Uva Umbalakadayaas and Wayamba White Vans.<br />
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The league will be run by the Libyan-based Dumbugga Entertainment, who have bought the rights for 2500 years. The global television rights for the 365 matches have already been sold.<br />
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The SRPL could come as a particular blessing for Talaiban and Al Qaeda players. They have been ignored by the money-spinning IPL since the inaugural edition in 2008.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-729324273039429952011-05-07T06:03:00.002+09:002011-05-07T06:03:31.145+09:00Who next?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2c2kassmzU8/TcRiB3-IWVI/AAAAAAAACfs/Rpsl6gnN1Fg/s1600/Jilmart%2BTshirt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="279" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2c2kassmzU8/TcRiB3-IWVI/AAAAAAAACfs/Rpsl6gnN1Fg/s400/Jilmart%2BTshirt.jpg" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-49303270724442685092011-05-02T00:35:00.000+09:002011-05-02T00:35:13.168+09:00The Royal Wedding of Prince Namal Jilmart and Anarkali Middleton of Sri RajaPakistan<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TYWnPCtH_UU/Tb18yx1Ie4I/AAAAAAAACfk/NIOFAPadgcA/s1600/Royal-Wedding-HumBugThotta-2011-official-portrait.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="282" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TYWnPCtH_UU/Tb18yx1Ie4I/AAAAAAAACfk/NIOFAPadgcA/s400/Royal-Wedding-HumBugThotta-2011-official-portrait.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Prince Namal Jilmart and Anarkali Middleton were pronounced boy and wife at Hum-Bug-Thotta Abbey on Friday afternoon. With 1 million family members, hangers-on, sycophants and assorted henchmen packed into Hum-Bug-Thotta Abbey, an estimated 10 million lining the streets of Hum-Bug-Thotta and with millions more watching on television, the eyes of the universe were on the couple as they exchanged their vows. Prince Namal Jilmart will take up the title Duke of Hum-Bug-Thotta and Anarkali Middleton will become Her Pea-Brained Highness the Duchess of Hum-Bug-Thotta.<br />
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There was a plethora of famous names who witnessed the wedding, from the Supreme Leader of the Klinglon Empire, Captain Kirk of the Star Ship Enterprise to former England football captain David Beckham and his Klinglon born wife Victoria Beckham. Prince Namal Jilmart chose to wear a military uniform in place of the usual “kapati kit” to the wedding and Miss Anarkali Middleton managed the unenviable task of keeping her wedding dress a secret. She wore an ivory and poplin gown designed by the House of Fashion.<br />
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Around 1 million family members, hangers-on, sycophants and assorted henchmen were invited back to the Hotel de Temple Palace for a buffet lunch and then 300 plus close family members were invited for the black tie dinner consisting of kurakan and kola kenda. There were fears that the event could be marred by international conspiracies to tarnish the image of the country. However the predicted international conspiracies never materialised. Thousands of party supporters were given a bath packet, a soft drink bottle and 500 rupees and made to line the streets to cheer the newlywed couple. <br />
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The happy couple will honeymoon in Burma and spend 2 weeks in Libya at the invitation of Colonel Gaddafi. The couple told the Daily Noise in an exclusive interview that, “The affection shown to us by so many idiots around the universe during our engagement has been incredibly moving and has touched us both deeply.”<div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-73329160593174540282011-04-17T22:10:00.000+09:002011-04-17T22:10:15.604+09:00I want to be the most Influential Idiot in the Universe!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YAnJIPSTKEk/TarmgNwzkRI/AAAAAAAACfc/Twnh0BZczK4/s1600/208654_214064811938389_100000046154378_876318_3876539_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="260" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YAnJIPSTKEk/TarmgNwzkRI/AAAAAAAACfc/Twnh0BZczK4/s400/208654_214064811938389_100000046154378_876318_3876539_n.jpg" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-91812217153801990092011-04-17T21:53:00.000+09:002011-04-17T21:53:41.339+09:00This is a new Alphabet for the ‘Vocal Majority’ from the ‘Silent Minority’.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wSZvXf-TUjQ/Tariil0HjPI/AAAAAAAACfU/D2wypBGOgcw/s1600/Alphabet.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="314" width="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wSZvXf-TUjQ/Tariil0HjPI/AAAAAAAACfU/D2wypBGOgcw/s400/Alphabet.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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<b>A</b> is for <b>Abductions</b> that take place daily, usually blamed on aliens. <br />
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<b>B</b> is for <b>Benz Bikkus</b> who live in the lap of luxury.<br />
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<b>C</b> is for <b>Censorship</b> of TV programmes showing scenes of alcohol and tobacco.<br />
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<b>D</b> is for <b>Doctor Delipihiya</b> patron saint of murder and mayhem.<br />
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<b>E</b> is for <b>Elections</b> which are neither free nor fair.<br />
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<b>F</b> is for <b>Freedom of abduction</b>, harassment and imprisonment under the Prevention of Tourism Act.<br />
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<b>G</b> is for <b>Gullible majority</b> who have been hoodwinked since 1948.<br />
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<b>H</b> is for <b>Human rights abuses</b> that occur 465 days of the year.<br />
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<b>I</b> is for <b>IndepenDunce</b> also known as the ’63 Year Curse’. <i>(We were better off under the British!)</i><br />
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<b>J</b> is for <b>Jayasuriya</b>, who will probably play until the 2043 World Cup or until he gets his EPF?<br />
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<b>K</b> is for <b>Kassipu</b>. <i>(A bottle a day keeps the liver awake.)</i><br />
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<b>L</b> is for <b>Lies, damned lies and statistics</b> that the government media saturates us with each day.<br />
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<b>M</b> is for <b>Mahinda Chinthanaya</b>. (Who needs the Bible, Koran and Tripitaka when we have the ‘chinthanaya.’<br />
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<b>N</b> is for <b>Nepotism</b> or favoritism to relatives. (Also check R) <br />
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<b>O</b> is for the <b>17 Patriotic Opposition MPs</b> who crossed over to the government to save the country.<br />
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<b>P</b> is for <b>Pillayan</b>, who became Chief Minister of the East using the ‘Bullet’ to get the ‘Ballot.’<br />
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<b>Q</b> is for <b>Question mark?</b> When will we become the ASS Chariya Rai of the universe? When pigs fly or when hell freezes over?<br />
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<b>R</b> is for <b>Rajapaksa Poshanaya</b> of Mahinda, Basil, Goatabaya and Chamal.<br />
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<b>T</b> is for <b>Terrorism</b>. Both the LTTE kind and the State sponsored kind.<br />
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<b>U</b> is for <b>Underestimate</b>. What the Government always does of the LTTE.<br />
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<b>V</b> is for <b>Velupillai Prabahakaran</b> may you rest in pieces.<i>(very very small pieces)</i><br />
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<b>W</b> is for <b>Wickramasinghe</b> (Ranil). The greatest President that never governed Sri Lanka.<br />
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<b>X</b> is for <b>Xenophobia</b> or the island mentality. The dislike of all things foreign.<br />
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<b>Y</b> is for <b>Yearning for yesterday</b>. The national pastime of living in the past.<br />
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<b>Z</b> is for <b>Zero Casualties</b> the tall story that only most Sinhalese believe.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529379072217818324.post-48756141639054526272011-04-06T16:07:00.002+09:002011-04-06T16:09:24.287+09:00THE TRUTH...THE WHOLE TRUTH & NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH! Newspaper Headlines From Sri Lanka<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-U1j8jyvCHSE/TZwRRvE6U6I/AAAAAAAACfE/XiRuK2hzro4/s1600/daily%2Bnoise.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-U1j8jyvCHSE/TZwRRvE6U6I/AAAAAAAACfE/XiRuK2hzro4/s400/daily%2Bnoise.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592363833679827874" /></a><br />Sai Baba resigns from captaincy.<br /><br />Sanga on life-support with chest and lung infection.<br /><br />Step motherly treatment for Manmohan Singh at World Cup finals.<br /><br />MR to step down from PresiDuncy after 2015 World Cup.<br /><br />My World Cup career is over says fast bowler Namal Rajapaksa.<br /><br />SL deserved to win says Indian captain Dhoni.<br /><br />News editor of Lanka E News takes police chief into custody.<br /><br />Human rights group demands release of police chief.<br /><br />Sri Lanka press India to amend constitution.<br /><br />Sri Lanka says future cooperation with India depends on improvements in its human rights record. <br /><br />Lankans gave up joy for Indians : Manmohan Singh. <br /><br />Sri Lanka release US$ 218m to IMF.<br /><br />MR to promote democracy in Switzerland.<br /><br />US navy fire on Tamil Nadu fishermen.<br /><br />Tourists misguide SL tour guides.<br /><br />Milk powder price hike accepted joyfully by SL consumers.<br /><br />Ruhunu University students brutally attack innocent police with bicycle chains, daggers and rods.<br /><br />Elections Commissioner says SL only country in the world to hold free and fair elections.<br /><br />Legal action to be filed against spectators by SL cricket Board over ticket sale rules.<br /><br />International jubilation over killing of Lasantha Wickramatunga.<br /><br />Come and witness semi final match with me – Gaddafi invites MR.<br /><br />Ban Ki Moon and his supporters’ stage protest in front of minister Weerawansa’s office.<br /><br />Ban Ki Moon in fast unto death to protest UN interference in SL affaires. <br /><br />Professor G.L.Peries seeks political asylum in Libya.<br /><br />Consumers plead for bakery product price hike before Sinhalese and Tamil New Year.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Go ahead and tell me what you think!</div>Da Blogfatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03069090833371953678noreply@blogger.com1